when Im on my own
and say, its dark and I think there may be ghosties about. (even though I actually dont beleive in ghosts)

I sing a improvised song saying how I mean no harm, and that you dont need to try and scare me.

Its difficult to describe, but i also do it when Im fishing. If I stay until the last bit of light is in the sky and its more or less dark, Ill have to walk back from the pond across the field to my car, in the middle of no where, with a load of bags and fishing gear in the pitch black.

Ill pull out a full on dance/song stamping my feet, "If there are any ghosts about, I mean no harm, Im just trying to get home lalala"

Typical though, you hear branches snapping and trees rustling, you think its ghosts chasing after you, but its probably a fox, or Squirral.
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:08, 5 replies)

or someone looking at some puff singing about how he doesn't want the ghosts to hurt him
carrying a load of expensive fishing gear wondering about profit to effort ratios
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:40, closed)

Ghosts exist.
But they are spirits of the unquiet dead.

It's just the wind. Link
( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:21, closed)

Oh my god - i sooo do this exact thing. It stems from when I was a young girl and was convinced there was a ghost in the bedroom that wanted to GET me, so whenever it was dark at night and I went to the toilet (which was next to the bedroom) I would sing a song about how it wasn't me on the toilet, it was actually one of my sisters and so the ghost should not bother coming out. Then I would run back down the stairs at lightning speed.
(becks3uk, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:27, closed)

*High Fives*
Im normal :)
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:49, closed)

It is dark here.
You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 18:40, closed)