I can look at almost anything
When I was at school and we did dissection, no problem. Who was the one who popped open the bulls' eyes for the squeamish? Who blew down the tubing stuck in the pig's lungs to demonstrate? Who stuck the middle finger in the pig's aorta while humming the 'moshops' theme tune? Ok I got bollocked for that one, but my point is I am not at all worried about the insides of nature's creations.

Except when I am eating.

When I am eating, if there is any talk of guts, blood, piss, shit or whatever my meal instantly transmogrifies, a la 'The Lost Boys' in to a plate of writhing offal/maggots/bile. Right now I have stopped scoffing my ham sandwhich lest I imagine I am chawing down on a cock in a bap. It'll be ok in a few minutes after I click 'post this message'.
(mersault, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:10, 6 replies)

paging Dr Freud.....

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:10, closed)

hahaha
my eldest told me in a recent biology lesson, they dissected a pig's heart. The kid sitting next to him put his hand in and stuck two fingers out through the arteries and walked it about the bench like some sort of ghoulish cardio-puppetry show.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:15, closed)

I sympathise.
I love pretty much all meat, but as soon as I see any kind of tube... that's it. This is a shame, because I quite like liver - but it's fecking full of tubes. Bleurgh.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:21, closed)

uuuhhh
Not keen on liver, or offal for that matter. As I see it, a lot of offal is designed to remove nasty stuff from the body. Why would you want to eat that? Liver has a strange taste which I don't like, but I have been known to eat kidneys out of good manners more than anything else...
(mersault, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:28, closed)

doesn't bother me, to the point that...
...I can happily talk about piss and shit and blood and guts at the dinner table, for the joy of watching schoolgirls like you turn green!

Mwah ha ha ha hah!

My plans for world domination are somewhat limited, though, 'cos I get car sick if I'm not in the front seats.
( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:40, closed)

Favourite food!
Kokoretsi or kokoreç is a dish of the Balkans and Anatolia consisting mainly of lamb or goat intestines, often wrapping seasoned offal, including sweetbreads, hearts, lungs and/or kidneys. The intestines of suckling lambs are preferred.
(SatchmoR No, mummy, don't put knitting needles in my ears!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:10, closed)