Flash....
If myself or someone lets rip with a guff/burp/yell I'll promptly respond with "Ahhhhhh, saviour of the universe".

When bored at work/home and need to stimulate the ol' brain matter I'll start to narrate what I'm doing "as he sits at the desk typing a reply to B3ta's quote of the week, fingers flying over the keys as his touch typing skills learnt in the long distant past are put to less then productive use."

When leaving somewhere I'm fed up being at I'm told I use the line "Let's blow this popsicle stand." a fair amount.

Saying "skider" instead of spider all the time.

My worst habit is the 9-5 I do five days a week, a habit I would love to be able to break.
(ParaSitius is an Optimistic Pessimist, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:09, 6 replies)

Bodily sounds
I had a colleague who where hearing someone fart would say "Speak to me, O chocolate lips."

Champion.
(Maclir, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 17:23, closed)

or
Speak up Brown....you're through.
( bane, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 21:43, closed)

or
"A bit more choke and she would have started".
(all my scars face forward possesses 2.5% of a hyperalloy combat chassis, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 22:11, closed)

Durr. Spiders Are 'piders'.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 4:12, closed)

Same
I always 'blow this Popsicle stand' also. I have no idea where I picked it up.
( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:15, closed)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie
Is where I first heard it, I think. Memory is a bit hazy.
(ParaSitius is an Optimistic Pessimist, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:58, closed)