Celery
Celery - NO. It's disgusting in every way, raw or cooked it's wrong wrong wrong. The stringy texture. The smell. The liquid stuff that comes out of it. The taste, oh god the taste. I can feel my stomach turning as i think about it.

Cucumber - its a mild form of celery yet just as evil, it also has the added benifit of taking over the taste of any sandwich even after it's been removed, thus making any sandwich that has ever come into contact with cucumber totally unediable.

Beetroot - urgh

Sprouts - FUCKING. HORRIBLE.

As a side note, I would have added turkish delight (the cadbury one) to this list up until last week, when I bought one out of pure masocism and found that I actually rather enjoyed it (the last time I had any was something like 10 years ago) so let this be a lesson kids - if you hated something when you were younger, try it again now - you may be surprised that you don't hate it quite as much as you did (unless its celery, sprouts or cucumber, obviously).

And another side note - allegedly, acording to science, the stuff that we eat doesn't taste the same to all of us - so when I eat some celery (not that i do) it actually tastes different to what you (you celery loving bastards) taste. It's not just a personal thing, its genetic! Aparently there are people who would describe the taste of cucumber as sweet. SWEET!! Bullshit!
( DaWolfey, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 11:39, Reply)