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What food do you hate the most? And why? Do brussel sprouts make you hurl? Can't stand the pea? Think baked-beans are the work of satan? Tell us, and tell us now.

(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 10:51)
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belive it or not. ever since i went off them, i lost weight. I lost 2 pounds over xmas. I even eat bread and pasta so it cant be the atkins effect.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:33, Reply)
Pineapple bridge rolls
I am three. It is my Grandma and Granddad's Golden Wedding. Grandma has done a buffet. For some reason, one 'dish' consists of cheap bridge rolls (thinner, shittier hot dog buns for the uninitiated), spread thickly, THICKLY with slightly dubious butter (grandparents don't believe in fridges, have a larder instead which they are convinced keeps things fresh - it doesnt), and then covered in the early 70's equivalent of Tesco Value pineapple chunks. The thin, watery pineapple juice either pools in the dips in the rancid butter or soaks into the pikey bread, turning it into a translucent pineappley starchmess.

I eat seven before anyone notices.

I cover most of my grandparents prized shag-pile carpet with buttery, bread-clagged, pinapple-chunky vomit.

I don't like pineapple anymore.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:10, Reply)
Iced Gems...
little dollops of dried-up icing stuck to tiny stale crackers that taste like newspaper.

Just wrong.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:06, Reply)
Hated them ever since my 18 month old brother picked them off a pizza I was eating and shoved them in his shitty nappy...
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 16:59, Reply)
tastes like wot it looks like
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 16:44, Reply)
Yeah, my dad did the carob one on me. In fact, he did that kind of thing all the time [sniff, sob, etc]. The worst one was giving me shark and chips instead of fish. It 'minged like the devil's pants', but as I didn't say anything he judged this a victory and delightedly told me what it really was. I'm sure shark can be nice when cooked properly, but deep fried in batter it's grim. He also used to put tap water in the mineral water bottles, the pikey bastard :)
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 16:29, Reply)

Just... mayonnaise.

(Salad cream too).
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 16:03, Reply)
I am not picky really, but boiled potatoes piss me off, talk about boring.
Butterbeans too, what the hell are these things? bloody horrible taste.
An incredibly boring food would also be lettuce on its own. Just green stuff with water in it, you might as well just drink water.

Right! I'm off for a kebab...
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 15:48, Reply)
I fucking hate lasange
oh, and cooked mushrooms or courgettes
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 15:17, Reply)
Slimming World Carrot cake
The vilest substance known to man and probably a weapon of mass destruction.

Carrot, cottage cheese, marg, natural yogurt.

Pure evil.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 15:11, Reply)
someone mentioned lies parents tell children...
My parents told me that when the ice-cream jingle sounded I would get sick 'cos they had run out.

Or something.

Lying twunts.

(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 15:06, Reply)
Courgettes, the act of attempting to eat them makes me retch.

My mum once forced me to eat some with my dinner, every single mouthful made me feel increasingly sick. At least I know how cats feel when they're coughing up furballs.

Other hated foods include:
Celery, leeks, fennel - have that werid horrible taste (although fennel can be nice in thai cuisine)
Liver and kidneys - meat should be tender, and well, meaty
Mollusks - I don't like the idea of eating animals that feed on shit
Rice pudding - has the texture of vomit
Lettuce - Horrible horrible horrible, why do they insist on putting it in sandwiches, why not something nice like rocket or spinach
Chippy food - excessively greasy food gives me a headache
MacDonalds - The epitomy of greasy horrible processed foods, only tastes edible because of all the shit they put in it
Chicken pies with that creamy filling, and shortcrust pastry - Also gives me a headache
Smell of oranges (nectarines, satsumas etc ARE oranges!) - gives me a headache, although i like fresh orange juice

I think this completes the list of things i hate, and probably make me a complete weirdo. (I love sushi/sashimi/spinach/sweet peppers/mushrooms/rhubarb/wholemeal bread with loads of bits in it/ and of course salad cream)
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:45, Reply)
Pureed Spinach
I don't mind normal spinach (uncooked!) but I once had a savoury pancake with pureed spinach in it.

I created a pavement pizza out of it. Fucking horrible nasty shit even came out through my nose.

I eat anything else now.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:39, Reply)
Kiwi fruits
are the furry plops that fall out of the devil's arse.

If any passes my lips, my throat swells up and it all gets very nasty.

So, no fruit salad for me thanks.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:20, Reply)
OOH! Now did anyone else's mum in the midst of her own crazed health kick
try an pass off CAROB as chocolate? Disgusting, disgusting, inedible dry floury filth. What a nasty trick to play on a kid. Talk about lies your parents tell you. Bloody carob.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:06, Reply)
my bird like that too.
My gf also won't eat loads of stuff because she say's she doesn't like it even though she's never tried it.
I put it to the test craftily hiding stuff like into pasta sauce and when i ask if she likes it she says it was delicious until i tell her what was in it.
freaky bitch.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 13:55, Reply)
They're testicles, but covered in chocolate.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 13:40, Reply)
i was traumatised by school fish pie as a child. it was yellow, stinking, and crunchy with bones. consequently i don't eat any kind of fish, or most seafood.

marmite is the devil's toe jam. plus, there's this stinking old guy at work, who shared with us that he likes having marmite licked off his balls.

oddly, i quite like liver, sprouts, and even celery.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 13:29, Reply)
Vegimite. Quite obvious why... that putrid vile half-solid substance is just fucking gross. GROSS I SAY!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 13:23, Reply)
I'm really surprised by these
I'll eat pretty much anything, I saw on national geographic once that at Lake Malawi every year at a ceratin time these tiny flies congregate in their millions and the locals go around catching them in nets. Then they take handfuls of them and pat them into burgers and cook them over a fire. I want to try them. My general rule of thumb is that if a group of people eat something then it's fine to at least try it. I have battles with my extremely fussy girlfriend which always goes like this: "shall we have (insert food here) for dinner?" "No I don't like it" "When was the last time you ate it?" "I've never had it, I don't like it" "How do you know you don't like it then?" "I just know" etc etc. Also she has a wierd thing about what food can go with another food from the same plate. For example, with a roast dinner, potato can go with meat, and potato can go with vegetable, but vegetable can't go with meat.

NB mushrooms rule
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 12:02, Reply)
Two litres of vodka?
My hairy arse.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 11:48, Reply)
lentil grattan.
and for those who don't know what that is, heres a quick recipe:
take one small baby, a bag of lentils and some cheese.
fill the baby's nappy with lentils and leave for 2-3 days.
empty the nappy sludge into a dish and smother with grated cheese.
bake in oven.


P.S. Ostrich is very nice indeed.

P.P.S. Green peppers are foul.

P.P.P.S. as are any colour cooked peppers...
they have the texture of partially skinned slugs

P.P.P.P.S. and marmite. tar in a jar.

P.P.P.P.P.S. Peanut butter's not so bad...
it's just so damn dry...
and my girlfriend says i can't eat peanuts...

P.P.P.P.P.P.S. Beans. The ones that you don't eat in the pod. They're like little pellets of bitter flour.

P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S I despise celery. and it's bigger badder cousin, fennel.

P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. Berries. They lure you in looking all succulent and sweet, and then turn out to be as bitter as hell and full of gritty little seeds.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 11:30, Reply)
Looks like pale dog shite. Tastes sickly sweet. Gives me a migraine. Makes me vomit. Caramac. It's not really chocolate you know.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 11:28, Reply)
I have come to the conclusion that my mother is a firm believer in 'whatever dosn't kill you makes you stronger'. You need to ask how, for example, long a perfectly innocent-looking (if slightly foul-smelling) dish of fried rice has been in the freezer. If the answer is 'just eat it' then either feign fullness or suffer the lengthy, messy consequences.
My niece, being at age 8 or so, was not well versed in the way of the food-hoarder. My mother gave her a plum 'freshly picked off that tree over there' and the poor lass bit into the gritty, bitter goodness that is maggot-filled plum.
My niece now has to peel any fruit and cut it into small, easily inspected pieces before she can gingerly nibble her way through it. She's 23.

N.B. Do not reheat, let alone freeze, rice. You can get away with it (I'm living proof) but the bacteria on it can bugger your insides up royally.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 11:27, Reply)
Ginger ladies' flaps
Taste fucking horrible
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 11:20, Reply)
I hate blubber - the smell could neuter horses from 10 yards. It appears solid on the outside, then when you bite into it...gooey-liquid fish squirts into your mouth.

Callipygous' Epitaph: "I've never given a dungong a blow job, but I have eaten blubber."

Also, sexual cannabilism, turns my stomach.

I do however enjoy a nice Double Decker, dipped in tea.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 11:11, Reply)
the tit of the cow.
upon a recent trip to Columbia a friend of mine had breakfast with some columbian lads he was stopping with in a hostel. when present with the "full columbian" he preceded to tuck in. he got to a white sausage shaped object. when he enquired about what it was he was told it was "UBRE" slicing a piece off then chewing on it for the next 5 minutes he asked what "ubre" was, one lad with the biggest grin on his face, replied "...it is, how you say, the Tit of the cow!"
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 10:00, Reply)
People who like horseradish should do the following:

1. Go to a good hardware store.
2. Buy a good quality electric drill and a small masonry drill bit.
3. Take the items back to the privacy of their own homes.
4. Fit the drill bit into the drill.
5. Plug the drill in.
6. Insert the drill bit as far into their nose as it will go.
7. Switch on the drill.
8. Enjoy the feeling.
9. Stop putting horseraddish into the food of those among us who do not enjoy the feeling.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 9:58, Reply)
cow udder
When my ma and pa were poor students they bought udder to eat - it didn't get that far, apparently even the dog wouldn't eat it.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 9:54, Reply)
when i was a kid i had a collapsed lung....
i used to cough up this dusty substance.. tasted exactly like chick peas
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 9:42, Reply)

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