as a boy in the park....
Me and some mates where playing football using out jumpers for goalposts, and this old geezer walks up muttering something about "feck and arse" and flung a bottle of "squeezy cheezy-peas" at us. Which was nice.
Infact, he looked rather like our lord Jesus Christ who died on the cross for our sins.

one fo the lads kept screaming "brilliant" about it, but then he fell over. Fantastic.

Anyway, This week I are mostly bin eatin' Squeezy cheesy Peas.

Tasted like bloody rubbish.

certainly beat the pie and mash we had at the garden party that afternoon.

It's a good job we weren't drunk.

But we are from the isle of man... so I guess it doesn't matter.

oh... sorry, correction... we were verry, verry drunk.

Bugger.

No apologies for length... this thread's really gonne need some padding to get near any of the other Questions Of The Week in Page-Counts.
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 13:21, Reply)