Hated food, eh?
The other half is a vegetarian hippy type, which means I'm constantly being coerced into trying new weird and 'wonderful' veggie concoctions when I just want to have a nice bit of chicken. I like veggie burgers but she has an obsession with all sorts of ungodly veggie oddness - still, I'm kind and don't eat meat around her, and some vegetable foods are nice (Heinz Country Vegetable soup is absolutely lovely). Then again, vegetarians have a point when it comes to meat-eaters having tripe, trotters, rotten fish, pig's heads and god knows what else. Thankfully my mum's a vegetarian too, so when I'm at home I only cook the meat that I want to eat.

Also, mushrooms are lovely. Stop whining and go have a few with a good fry-up, you miserable bastards.
( Shegetz Chris Kamara's comedy moustache, Tue 13 Jul 2004, 17:30, Reply)