World's Most Hated FoodWhat food do you hate the most? And why? Do brussel sprouts make you hurl? Can't stand the pea? Think baked-beans are the work of satan? Tell us, and tell us now.
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rob, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 10:51)
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Asparagus!It's the stuff of the devil. My girlfriend used to love it, cooked me it one day for my tea. Anyway, I ate it, not wanting to annoy or upset her (bloody PMT).
Later on, she gets quite horny and decides that my extra leg needs a bit of a lick clean.
When I released my swimmers (I'm trying to be polite here) she suddenly realised the effect of asparagus on my, er, tidal fluids carrying me sea-men. She was instantly sick on my cock! Feck me it burned!
Never again. She's not touched it since. Thank feck.
That and I HATE jelly and anything jelatanous. Oh, and eels, fucking horrible. I threw them out to the birds because I had one and it was minging, and they didn't like it either. A fecking blackbird threw it up!!!
Mind you, I love peas, cheese and brussel sprouts.
OOH feck, I forgot about cauliflour cheese. Fecking tastes of cheesy feet. Minging.
AND THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH CHEESE!!!!
(, Wed 14 Jul 2004, 0:14, Reply)
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