World's Most Hated FoodWhat food do you hate the most? And why? Do brussel sprouts make you hurl? Can't stand the pea? Think baked-beans are the work of satan? Tell us, and tell us now.
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rob, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 10:51)
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I can't believe I forgot...Mayonaise.
Holy Jebus, this stuff is the bane of my life. To illustrate, using mock SQL:
SELECT SANDWICH FROM [ALL_SHOPS]
WHERE MAYO_CONTENT = 0 AND CHEESE_CONTENT = 0
...returns no results. Why is it that sandwich makers think that everyone wants to eat their chicken and salad with a big dollop of jizz all over it? It turns almost any food into an oily, slimy, sickening mess and it's unspeakably foul, in fact I'm dry retching thinking about it just now. Fuck mayonaise. Fuck it up its stupid asshole.
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 14 Jul 2004, 14:20,
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