Cucumber is bad.
it is continuously put in salads and infects any other food that touches it with it's cucumber-jism water. why would anyone in their right mind contaminate a lovely smoked salmon sandwich with the sliced up knob of the goat-legged one.

BUT!

And this is a BIG BUT!

American pancakes, not only do they stick to the roof of your mouth and taste like fried spongecake but the horrors that Yanks use these culinary atrocities to excuse. If they have on of these on their plate with other scrummy items such as bacon and sausage they douse the ENTIRE LOT with sweet stick maple syrup, and my lunch is tryin g to make an escape already. They made me retch before, BEFORE I saw my brother eat one at Denny's one time. He covered the entire plate sized butterscoth monstrosity in ketchup, YES KETCHUP!!! and ate it, all of it. Oh the endless gaggging, I had to excuse myself, and the stench like rotting pig eyeballs in sugared marmite BAHHHHH!!

I will not apologise for length, HA!
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