Ahh food
Theres not that much food I dislike. The exceptions are olives, anchovies, parsnips, turnips and ham and pineapple pizza.

But the worst meal I've ever had was a Quattro Formagii(or Four Cheeses) pizza in Barcelona. Now, I like these sorts of pizzas, and in Britain, and in Italy, they taste fantastic. This is because they know to not add cheeses which taste like they've been amoulding since the Hundred Years War, and look like the Dugats black, cancer-filled bile. The taste...actually makes me want to vomit right now.

Also, I was staying with a German friend in Germany, and we couldn't go shopping because the shelves were filled with shitty sausages filled with cashew nuts, mints and asparagus.
We spent a week subsisting on these sausages, and these chocolates which were flavoured with raspberry and pepper. Needless to say, all of us (except the Germans, used to eating such shite) were feeling incredibly ill by the end.

The best food of all? Trifle. Made with a lovely strawberry swiss roll, lashings of cream and custard, and succulent peaches and grapes. Beauty.
( PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 20:44, Reply)