the mysterious doo-doo fry
Somebody below mentioned the "gone-off" peanut in the batch. I've never had that, but it reminded me of an odd phenomenon back during college. They'd serve the thick type of french fries at lunch fairly often. They were the kind that for some reason were really pale and sweaty and often cold. And for some fucking reason, about every fifth batch, you'd get a doo-doo fry. It looked just like a regular fry, so what were you supposed to do. You'd be chatting and munching and in it would go, and you'd chew once, twice, and then pluh-taaagh! Kaaf kaaf splith-taack. Tasted just like poop. I had forgotten all about it until it happened to me again recently, 10 years later. Beware ye the doo-doo fry.
(kookoobirdz, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 2:53, Reply)