HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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Best responseto a heckle i've heard was from Adam Bloom. There was a guy in the audience who was starting to annoy everyone else as his heckling had been terrible all night, just shouting 'You're shit...wanker....crap!'. Adam Bloom stopped mid-sentence, turned to him and said "Listen mate, why don't you just save your breath so you can inflate your girlfriend later on". Class.
(, Fri 7 Apr 2006, 11:57, Reply)
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