HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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Another from The Mighty BooshAgain, sorry if already bindun - saw this one recently on the Boosh forums and just had to share...
Live gig; Julian is playing the part of the afro-topped character Rudi. He utters the trademark line "I go by many names..." and some tit in the audience shouts out "TWAT!!".
Julian kicks off his comeback with "Quiet, or I'll chuck a bucket of cocks at you" which gets a few good laughs. He carries on "There'll be so many cocks you'll be sucking on them for 15 years" (gets a few more giggles) "...it'll be like your childhood all over again." Cue entire audience in utter hysterics. Genius.
(, Fri 7 Apr 2006, 19:51, Reply)
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