A rather naive friend of mine...
Years back, a few of us went to Lee Hurst's comedy club, and it was the first time my friends younger brother came out with us. He was a young for his age 18.
We were sat at the front, and Hurst picked on us for audience participation. Didn't get much mileage out of the first couple, but then discovered Neil.
He asked his name, then how old he was.
"18 and a half"
"Do you have a girlfirend?"
"Uh, I'm alright thanks"
At that point, Hurst realised he had a gold mine. After ten minutes of just asking questions, he gave up, doubled up with laughter saying "I can't even take the piss out of you, you're doing such a good job of it yourself"


Hmm, you probably had to be there
(clinteastwoodbradfield, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 16:33, 4 replies)

I would have given him props for his "Uh, you're alright thanks" comeback on the gf thing.

( Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 16:41, closed)

Yeah, to be fair that's actually quite a witty one.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 16:51, closed)

So would I
If he hadn't genuinely taken it as an offer
(clinteastwoodbradfield, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 17:26, closed)

Only a few months removed from child abuse.
LEE HURST IS A NEARLY-NONCE
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 21:16, closed)