I don't know if this really counts but....
A few years ago I went to support a mate that owns a bar, he had decided to start having comedy nights midweek, with real actual acts.

The guy hosting the event and doing a bit himself in between acts was Johnny Vegas. The acts themselves were actually quite good some even went on to have TV shows (The Ginge' The Geordie and the Geek).

Anyway i was there with a few friends sat on high bar stools around a table enjoying the comedy,well I was pretending to I had been drawn into a rather hot and steamy text conversation with a girl I had just started seeing, she was fucking filthy (no really she rarely washed).

At the end of one act as Johnny took to the stage wireless mic in hand he asked the audience if we had all enjoyed the act, we cheered and then he says "everyone apart from one filthy fucker was paying attention" he then left the stage and made a beeline for me, took my phone from the table and demanded I show him what was so important, me being a super mong actually showed him the messages, the next 5 minutes of my life were some of the most uncomfortable I have ever experienced. He took me up on to the stage and then had me read out to the bar my messages as he then affected a girly voice and read out the responses I had been receiving.

It was shameful. I mean this girl did anal and some other stuff I won't go into.

Tl;dr Johnny Vegas is an uber cunt
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 17:44, 13 replies)

you bummed johnny vegas?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 18:36, closed)

yup

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 18:45, closed)

sweet

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 18:47, closed)

He was shit
With a tiny dick
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 18:59, closed)

Nope. It ain't Johnny Vegas that was the cunt in this story, The OTHERWISE LOVELY Span Eff.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 14 Jun 2014, 19:11, closed)

Yeah I do realise I deserved it.
I think I actually took it quite well and everyone seemed to have a laugh, and afterwards he bought me a beer so ya know every cloud and that.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 19:14, closed)

I bet he beakered your pint before it gave it to you.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 11:27, closed)

I never liked Johnny Vegas
The only QI regular whom I never found funny. He just talks bollocks, and expects people to find it funny.
(EuroSong I love horse meat: best of all the animals, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 11:47, closed)

Oh, hark at Lord Snooty.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 16:45, closed)

yeah ... but you're an ignorant, insular, witless little Englander

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 17:21, closed)

To be fair, there's nothing funny about QI.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 20:35, closed)

who do you like?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 23:12, closed)

He's basically the Nigel Farage of comedy.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 12:23, closed)