Heckles IIIt was my privilege the other month to see a particularly foul and abusive heckler literally chased out of a comedy club by enraged punters. So: Comedy nights, staff meetings, football matches. Tell us of epic or rubbish heckles.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:36)
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Best I ever heard back to a heckler"Your father should have settled for the hand job"
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They should have thrown you away and kept the afterbirth(
Ghoti Fingers, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 10:10,
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You so ugly, when you born, the doctor - he slap everybody.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 10:11,
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You were the heckler, weren't you? (, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 10:24, closed)
Jimmy Carr's standard response"I don't come to your work and knock the sailors' cocks out of your mouth, do I?"
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wakeupandsmellthebacon, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 11:21,
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Arj Barker in response to a persistent heckler"At first it was just me that hated you..."
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