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It was my privilege the other month to see a particularly foul and abusive heckler literally chased out of a comedy club by enraged punters. So: Comedy nights, staff meetings, football matches. Tell us of epic or rubbish heckles.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:36)
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Is there a raisin you're telling us all this?

(zebideedoodah likes florence but prefers venice, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:44, 1 reply)
Now YOU - YOU can fuck off.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:33, closed)
That's the yeast he can do.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 18 Jun 2014, 15:08, closed)
you shouldn't rise to it ... you'll only get knocked back
there's no knead to prove yourself

etc etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 16:02, closed)
Three rules of comedy NO PUNS NO PUNS AND NO PUNS
Often misheard as NO BUNS NO BUNS NO BUNS

or BUMS
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 9:27, closed)
...left unfingered.

(sarcastic fringehead feet of clay, buns of steel, head of lettuce, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 15:11, closed)

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