I am going to Hell because...
Despite being a general un-fussy, un-pernickety consumer of food, I always push the mushrooms in any meal I have gently to the side of my plate. I always feel guilty because I know that I am responsible for about 2.5 tonnes of fungal wastage throughout the course of my life. This could have gone to starving children in Thurgoland.

Also I am a coprophiliac.
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:42, 3 replies)

Coprophilia.
It's a shit fetish.
( uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 15:54, closed)

I did NOT need to read that last line
*bokes*
( MatJ LOOK, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 2:04, closed)

Click for last sentence
It amused me.
(Sir Harrington Titsmith disgraced himself on, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 21:43, closed)