My friend "Fred"
who I talked about last time once made a catholic girl cry.

The girl in question was named Sylvia - a Spanish girl who was going out with my friend Dan. Very, very catholic girl - believed in no sex before marriage, etc., etc.

We were in church, at the blessing of Dan's sister's wedding. Fred was sitting next to Sylvia and was heard to discuss his theories of the virgin birth at length. His belief is that Joseph had an illicit wank, spilling his essence upon a toilet seat which Mary then used, resulting in the "virgin" birth.

The fact that Sylvia ran from the church in tears suggests that she didn't entirely agree with this belief.
(MrC. Having the most boring username on b3ta since 2004, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 15:11, 2 replies)

i lol'd
 
( bluemeat has been best of all the animals since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:44, closed)

Abstinence:
100 99.999999% effective.
( MatJ LOOK, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 2:37, closed)