Getting three fingers inside the girlfriend
in a side corridor off the main stairs on the way to the roof of The Vatican.

I'd say fingering your unmarried partner within the walls of the Pope's house is blasphemous enough.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 17:41, 6 replies)

Pretty impressive
Considering that my dear old Ma was thrown out of the Vatican for wearing a slightly shorter sleeved top than average on the hottest day of the year. They can be strict when they want.

They can also be pretty useless. After being thrown out she simply walked back in again and caught us up. My Pa and I didn't know anything had happened until she told us later.
(Captain Skippy pooed in a bag and left it on your doorstep, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:32, closed)

I'm going out on a limb here...
...but I suspect Mr and future Mrs Machine were employing stealth.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 9:45, closed)

well...
..these *are* the people whose idea of cutting-edge military hardware is Halberds.
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:16, closed)

yay!
The bar has been set.
Full sex somewhere in Vatican city.
*goes to book plane tickets*
(tweebianmonkey Should be known as Widget, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:01, closed)

Full sex in Vatican city is easy
just not actually in St Paul's, where third base took place.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 0:10, closed)

Been done!
Loadsa times by Priests. If you mean STRAIGHT sex however...
(kitescreech still here, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 16:59, closed)