I'd sell my soul not to have this flu bug right now.
*whimpers*
( girlinthehole, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:04, 21 replies)

Suck my
lozenge
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:05, closed)

I'd rather suck your cock.
.
( girlinthehole, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:07, closed)

Go on then

*dangles*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:09, closed)

Is it blackcurrent or lemon flavour?
I hate lemon flavour ones.
( girlinthehole, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:10, closed)

It tastes like
stale sweat and dried-in peepee drips.

Or so I'm told.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:12, closed)

I think I'll give it a miss then.
.
( girlinthehole, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:15, closed)

Are you sure?
Al's just said that it tastes like meaty heaven, being a vegetablist does that make you averse to all forms of meat and meat related products?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:20, closed)

As a vegetablist I can taste but not swallow.
Thems the rules.
( girlinthehole, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:25, closed)

Please suck my cock
Please?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:29, closed)

Nah! I've decided I'm a one cock women.
.
( girlinthehole, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:34, closed)

But you have a sister
right?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:36, closed)

Yes but she likes her cock a little bigger and blacker.
.
( girlinthehole, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:42, closed)

I have boot polish
and a massive stonk-on.

Where can I find this BGB mkII?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:44, closed)

Give it up Bert.
She's nowhere as filthy as me. You'd only be disappointed.
( girlinthehole, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:47, closed)

That's the way I like 'em
all sweet and innocent, ready for me to spend years corrupting them, defiling them in every conceivable way, ruining them phsically and emotionally, and then dumping them for someone younger, with bigger tits and an even greater penchant for cock.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:54, closed)

It tastes
like meaty heaven. I can't help myself, I'm sorry Bert, lets not fight again.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:16, closed)

It's ok al
we just need to know each other's boundaries.

I'm a filthy whore who will go with anyone and anything, but you'll always be my special guy even though I say that to all the guys
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:19, closed)

Is this a private party....
....or can I join in?

My tallywhacker is brown and not really that big (average, for the record).

So, looks like I fail on both counts.

Well done, Stiggy, you've disappointed another woman and you didn't even meet her! Now that's a new low! :O)
(The Stig, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:35, closed)

its braaan
because its been up some caaaaants harris

you slag!
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:22, closed)

this soul then...
much d'you want for it

?

D
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:19, closed)

Done.
It'll take a week or two to take effect, but you're cured. Thanks for the soul!
( Allisade would love to hear from you, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:48, closed)