I also
bet someone £20 they couldn't down a pint of Guiness.

Surprisingly they found a bum cigar floating under the head half way through.

The look of realisation on his face as turd touched nose was class.
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:58, 5 replies)

I don't know
If you're stories are real or made up. If they are real, then you are a cunt of the highest possible order.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:13, closed)

Apostrophe fail.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:31, closed)

I have a low boredom threshold
and too much time on my hands.

I made the Paris one up though.

Will I go to Hell for a subtle Princess Di killing post?
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 23:23, closed)

Bum cigar
It took me a minute to realize you didn't mean a badly hand-rolled tobacco cylinder.

Yuck.
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 4:15, closed)

You can do this
But use a slightly melted Snickers bar instead.
( mister.f is now married, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 13:21, closed)