I'll see you all there
I am a naughty man.
I was recently working in America on a camp for kids with special needs. Nothing too serious, just ADHD and behaviour stuff. But this camp was also a Jewish camp, run by a Jewish couple, and it kept to all the Jewish traditions.

On our first day of camp, we were setting up the bunk rules that the kids had to abide by.

When we came to the policy of showering, and myself coming from a country in severe drought, I wanted the kids to have quick showers. So I came out with this gem
.....

"I am going to be the absolute shower Nazi. If you have a long shower, I will be onto you."

I repeated the phrase about 3 times before I saw the stunned faces of the kids and my co-counsilours pissing themselves laughing.


One of the kids then said "My grandparents were in the Holocaust"

I also walked out of the Sistine Chapel and said 'That place is fucking awesome!!!"
(Tinbum is having a merry old time, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 0:28, 5 replies)

brilliant
case of foot-in-mouth.
( mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 0:47, closed)

Oh dear...
I used to work in a very similar summer camp, but without the special needs. Ah Chad Inver, how I miss thee. Still, it was brilliant. This 10 year old kid introduced me to the Kaiser Chiefs, which is ironic considering they're from Leeds and he was from Paramus, NJ.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 0:53, closed)

Pfft.
Wish I was there for that one!
( Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 1:44, closed)

Haha oh dear :D
The first two sentences made me giggle too, like the prologue to a horrific confession :P Tha actual tale turned out far nicer.
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:58, closed)

Ohhh, yes.
I know this type of camp well...
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:08, closed)