I'm going to hell
cos I shagged your mum...twice

Bindun?
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:47, 11 replies)

Go home dad...
You're drunk.
( snee held his breath since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:48, closed)

Shagged YOU mum........?
What? Is this an admission to her? Was she asleep at the time or had you drugged her? Does she read QOTW?

C'mon man, let us know? (unless you just fucked up an already crap joke with bad grammar......)
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:50, closed)

Guilty
I fucked up a bad joke with bad grammar...

I've made up for it by sorting that bit out, but the joke? Ah well, I'll have to live with that one as I can't actually recall a decent story off the top of my head
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:55, closed)

"facepalms......"
can someone else point out............Oh fuck it. You have "corrected" into YOU ARE!
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:58, closed)

Erm
I do not understand such sentences as "I shagged you are mum". Is this some form of slang I am yet to come across?
(Gourami, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:04, closed)

Meh...
...if it's really my mum, you're far behind the pack my friend.
(Angie the Redneck Wonder, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:53, closed)

Oh dear
"I'm going to hell
cos I shagged you're mum...twice

Bindun?"

You've "corrected" your grammatical error into another grammatical error.

(there is no apostrophe or letter e required)
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:13, closed)

al is great.
Online.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:28, closed)

...
Please stop posting, Dad.
(plonker, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:43, closed)

Bindun?
Loads.

Just not by you.
(apologies_for_length, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:55, closed)

2nd edit
Edited again...

Happy now?
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:29, closed)