I was confirmed
when i was 13. I said this joke to the person next to me in Guildford cathedral, who was next in line to be done:

"What's this"?
*stick arms out to sides and bend backwards and forwards*
"Jesus on a bendy cross".

He didn't find it funny and I doubt God did either.
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:30, 5 replies)

I live in Guildford
and have done for 25 years. I have never seen the inside of the cathedral.

Random fact.
( Kroney, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:48, closed)

Nor me, sorry.
.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:57, closed)

.
I don't even know what a cathedral is.
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:56, closed)

Pfft.
I did.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:52, closed)

I remember
that one! I still don't understand it though.
(ne0n, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:33, closed)