The post about Kate McCann reminded me
A mate of mine (honestly!), whenever a story is in the paper about a teenage girl going missing, getting kidnapped, or murdered, will look at the picture, suck his teeth and make one of the two following reponses:

'Shame, she was hot! I'd have nailed that in a few years'

or

'She was a bit of a dog anyway, no great loss is it?'

He'll have a first class ticket to Hull, please...
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 14:55, 8 replies)

ummm


errr


Also guilty.

I reckon Billi-Jo Jenkins was going to be Hot stuff
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:03, closed)

Agreed.

I think that the step-dad was having a go on her and she was gonna blab, that's why he cunted her in the fuck with a tent spike.
(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:17, closed)

you missed the
Allegedly bit from that
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:30, closed)

Yes...yes I did.

(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:38, closed)

lol
Glad to be of service!
(billybobbean is still trying to make it QOTW's best of the week, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:20, closed)

I'm ashamed to say
I took one look at Sharon Matthews and thought "ugly little bugger, what would a paedo want with her?"
( Maladicta, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:58, closed)

This.
Looks like she's taken a serious twatting from the ugly stick.
( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 19:35, closed)

She's an ugly bugger???
HAVE YOU SEEN HER MOTHER FOR PITY'S SAKE?!?
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:30, closed)