
...because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.
Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion
( , Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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The passengers have overpowered the hijackers, but it's too late. The plane is heading into a nose dive from five thousand feet.
"This is it!" they scream.
Expectant mothers, crying husbands and wives desperately punching numbers for one last phone call, grown men wimpering and hugging, the torrent of children's screams as the plane hurtles towards the ground.
"OH GOD! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--"
And just like that, it ends with a mighty crunch, a fireball, and the stench of burning flesh.
...
Now who let's out a Counterstrike-esque "Terrorists win!" at this point, in a packed theater of teary-eyed New Yorkers?
Go on, guess.
( , Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:54, 9 replies)

But I guess that'll have to do.
( , Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:56, closed)

I'm still giggles.
But maybe if you'd have set of an mp3 of the little radio voice?
( , Thu 18 Dec 2008, 0:06, closed)

Good sir. That is definitely worthy of a click.
This has given me an idea as well...
( , Thu 18 Dec 2008, 2:40, closed)
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