The 1st time i was going down on a girl
i thought "i'll show her i'm a modern man and up for anything", so i did of all things, "the shocker" for those of you not familiar with this technique, "2 in the pink one in the stink" "2 in the goo 1 in the poo"







it's not as fun when you don't have a goo :'(





needless to say that relationship didn't last long
(My name was taken by me Is Sleeping With Your Sister/ Daughter/ Mother On, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 11:50, 8 replies)

Are you
saying that you had a girlfriend without a vagina?
(dchurch bah, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:31, closed)

what he said...
I don't get this either...
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:57, closed)

No
What?
(clumsyeloquence is a girl, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:42, closed)

A tip to prevent this in the future...
Always check for an adam's apple.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:10, closed)

@Loon
Are you talking from experience?
( girlinthehole, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:56, closed)

What's a goo?
Do I have a goo?
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 14:08, closed)

!!!
I would have told her to goo away.
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 14:09, closed)

Fortunately, no.
Never had that happen. The worst surprise I've ever encountered was a fanny pad.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 14:46, closed)