repetition
Our email system is down today and I sit next to our 1 lonely IT support guy who has had a constant stream of calls and visitors all saying

"Patrick, i can't access my inbox"

I've counted 16 calls and 7 visitors just this morning. He's starting to get pissed off.

How do you IT monkeys put up with this? it would drive me insane!
(Eggstrovert isnt patronising you...honest..., Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:50, 5 replies)

We put a sign on the door saying
"Email is broken give us a chance to fix it" then ignore when people know on the door.
( Peej, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:08, closed)

They love it ...
... our pet IT geek was torn in half this AM - email server down OR new NAS device to play with.

Yesterday he reinstalled the blah blah blah server - stopped me catching up the missed hours last week when a hangover put me in Beta readonly mode ...

Length? 6 wine corks end to end ;-)
(Biff..., Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:36, closed)

we go on to internet messageboards and call everyone else morons
you moron
:p
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 13:00, closed)

we don't cope
eventually we snap, go postal and kill dozens of "innocent" people.

Tried and tested solution though!
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 13:08, closed)

We've worked out a little scheme,
there are a few of us around the building, so we just pass the idiots around :)
(django0909, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 18:12, closed)