Final one that I can think of...
I've mentioned elsewhere on this QotW that our IT helpdesk is staffed by idiots with no IT skills...

They put a call through to me the other day with the description:

Please call Maria on extension 1234, she needs some help putting a CD onto PowerPoint

Putting a CD onto... eh?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:41, 6 replies)

why would anyone
want to put a tranny on PPT?
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:19, closed)

cock drawing
?
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:20, closed)

yeah I had a similar thing the other day
Please could you forward my gmail to google


WTF?

Edit: I dont even work in IT.
(kebabking - salad and garlic mayo pls, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:33, closed)

Haha, it boggles the mind doesn't it?
The finance director had just sent an email round asking about ways of saving money, and I sent him a link to the call, with a note saying that "putting a CD onto PowerPoint is a bit like watching a film on a microwave" :)

I was quite proud of myself for that - he never replied though.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 18:26, closed)

That reminds me of a conversation I overherd a few months back
"Can you have a look at this document for us and tart it up a bit?"
"Yeah, sure. What did you do it in?"
"In my laptop"
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 20:46, closed)

A logical answer, when you think about it.

( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:31, closed)