Villain: Victoria Coren
For introducing a real horn-killer in her smug-arsehole admittance and defence of a wishy-washy belief in God through her Observer column

Hero: Karen Gillan
For having smashing tits and staying silent on the subject of her religious beliefs, whatever they may be
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 14:28, 28 replies)

Karen Gillan would get my vote
If you know what I mean!

If you don't, I mean I'd like to have sex with her.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 14:32, closed)

I'd put a cross next to her name and stick it in her ballot box
I'd endorse her election manifesto

I'd put my uncircumcised penis up to the hilt in her throbbing bumhole

etc etc
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 14:35, closed)

election erection

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

First reply on QotW, it had to be a childish one...
(EL TODGER Last did a sex-wee on, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 22:45, closed)

Do you mean Victoria Coren,
'cos if you do, she has a pretty good rack too.

You just have to ignore everything they say / do, and focus.

I'm so lonely.
(username failed moderation, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 14:37, closed)

You're absoultely right, don't know what I was thinking there...edited to correct
She does have a marvellous rack (I got to see them in, er, person just before Xmas*) but for me the idea that she might start talking about how she believes in "Some kind of God, you know, out there..." is the biggest horn-killer I could think of. It's like if you just had sex with an attractive, but critically retarded person.

*by which I mean I had front-row seats for the recording of her Radio 4 show
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 14:43, closed)

You're no fun any more.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 14:56, closed)

I do think it's a sign of my emotional development
that these days I can't get it up for someone who's essentially an idiot, no matter how good her rack is nor how much lipgloss she wears
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 15:02, closed)

emotional development side effect of having my balls wither and die from lack of use.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 15:20, closed)

That too
Still, Amy Pond, eh?
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 15:23, closed)

Her and Karen Gillan
At the same time.

Just off to the bogs - back in 5, er ... 10 minutes.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 15:45, closed)

Oh god now you've got me thinking of the Red Nose Day special
I'll be back in a little while
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 15:50, closed)

Karen Gillan
ohhhhhhhhh
( bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 15:15, closed)

Well, yeah

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 15:18, closed)

I'm not one for violence,
particularly against women, but something about Ms. Coren makes me want to punch her in the face. Probably because she's really smug, and has wound up fronting a gameshow that's even more smug than QI.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 15:30, closed)

'Twas from such tender musings that the concept of the "punishfuck" was first developed

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 15:50, closed)

Can I punishfuck her in the face?
That might work.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:15, closed)

Coren looks like she might
shake a baby until it prolapses.





Nice tits though.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:24, closed)

Fucking born-again christians can be fun
They really, really get off on the guilt.

As an aside, why is it that many christian girls are fit, but *all* christian lads look so nerdy that even train spotters and telegraph-pole enthusiasts laugh and point?
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:47, closed)

Could it be that
you're a heterosexual man, and thus predisposed to find women attractive, rather than men?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:54, closed)

It could be
that attractive girls have the choice as to whether or not they have sex and the nerdy looking boys aren't getting any anyway so might as well have an excuse?
(Petite chien is going to do science to it, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 17:27, closed)

nothing creepy about this thread, nope

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 17:12, closed)

Haha
before I replied I actually scrolled down to see if anyone had posted a "creepy" comment and was disappointed. Now, I am not.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 17:19, closed)

i find it unsettling when people of the the internet congregate to angerwank together

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 17:21, closed)

It wasn't creepy until you started watching
Perverted cunt
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 17:29, closed)

it gives me the angerhorn

( Infidel , shit and wrong, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 17:35, closed)

Didn't Ozzie Osbourne piss on that?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 17:39, closed)

you're thinking of the matterhorn

( Infidel , shit and wrong, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 17:50, closed)

Shit
How can anyone that clever be a closet bible-basher? Even a bit. That's killed the mood for me alright.
( P-MONKE We're all fucked, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 19:45, closed)

Phwoar
bashing in the closet,


with a bible
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 19:58, closed)