Hidden talents
Roger Boyes tells us: "I was once coaxed up on stage and did ten minutes of off-the-cuff stand-up comedy. Amazingly, I brought the house down. A few weeks later, having rehearsed like hell, I went back to the same stage and got hardly a titter. Well, sod that." Have you ever amazed yourself with hidden talents?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 12:44)
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I'm Evil
I have talent for being a sociopath and getting my way despite other people's consequences.
(On side note, I have been spelling perfectly without spell check lately since I quit smoking about 3 weeks ago -- also, I ax murdered my BFF yesterday)
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drunksteve is not drunk, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 6:48,
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That would be 'Axe'
Ax is how the colonials spell the word.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 7:53,
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Real hipsters this season are into adze-murdering.
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.Yeti., Sat 19 Apr 2014, 8:32,
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IT IS AX
We used them to kill Brits, often.
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drunksteve is not drunk, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 2:20,
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you can't grammar for fuck
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 8:41,
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his evil he don't need to
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 17:27,
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dang right it dont
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drunksteve is not drunk, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 2:22,
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I don't think you're a sociopath. Or evil. You just sound like you have aspergers.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 12:28,
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I'm not sure that Aspergers is the same as being an attention seeking internet dullard.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 12:51,
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well I thought it could of been funny
but seems everyone hates it, so everyone can fuck off.
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drunksteve is not drunk, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 16:29,
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In what twisted universe could your shit post "of (sic) been funny"?
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 16:58,
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Jesus Christ
I give up. My post sucks and I should be banished to b3ta hell.
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drunksteve is not drunk, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 17:58,
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/Talk/?
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 8:48,
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I'm confused...
Why aren't you using your aforementioned talent for getting your own way?
Go on! Use your powers. Make everyone like this.
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Andrew Avetoom, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 17:03,
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I think he's trying to get us to fuck off. Is it working?
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 17:07,
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he's using them to make everybody think he's a dillwad
HE WINS!
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 17:14,
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I'm unconvinced by his claims of being evil.
Evil people typically let their actions speak for them. Hitler offed a load of Jews, Shipman put a prolific amount of pensioners in the ground, Mugabe is regularly very cheeky.
I admit Hitler is now dead but you rarely see the other two on the internet publicising their evilness.
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Andrew Avetoom, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 17:24,
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And I'm fairly sure that Chris De Burgh promotes all his albums.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 17:41,
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dang....
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drunksteve is not drunk, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 17:48,
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it's a new internet age innit
goebbels would have been all over interweb 2.0
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 21:35,
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Helps if ya work for the NSA too
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drunksteve is not drunk, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 22:49,
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I've been trying to get back to this all day long, but have been busy
As for your concern of my evilness, you are inline. I lack the written word in English. Now, go to hell.
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drunksteve is not drunk, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 6:11,
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Right that's it mister
There's being evil and there's just being rude. I hope you know I'm googling 'local exorcists' to put paid to your nonsense once and for all.
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Andrew Avetoom, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 6:49,
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what is put paid?
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drunksteve is not drunk, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 7:27,
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"It's ok we'll homeschool this one" - your parents.
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Andrew Avetoom, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 7:56,
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oh... is that how they treat childern there?
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drunksteve is not drunk, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 8:13,
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