b3ta.com qotw
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Question of the Week » Hidden talents » Post 2263491 | Search
This is a question Hidden talents

Roger Boyes tells us: "I was once coaxed up on stage and did ten minutes of off-the-cuff stand-up comedy. Amazingly, I brought the house down. A few weeks later, having rehearsed like hell, I went back to the same stage and got hardly a titter. Well, sod that." Have you ever amazed yourself with hidden talents?

(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 12:44)
Pages: Popular, 3, 2, 1

« Go Back

I'm Evil
I have talent for being a sociopath and getting my way despite other people's consequences.

(On side note, I have been spelling perfectly without spell check lately since I quit smoking about 3 weeks ago -- also, I ax murdered my BFF yesterday)
(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 6:48, 26 replies)
That would be 'Axe'
Ax is how the colonials spell the word.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 7:53, closed)
Real hipsters this season are into adze-murdering.

(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 8:32, closed)
We used them to kill Brits, often.
(, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 2:20, closed)
you can't grammar for fuck

(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 8:41, closed)
his evil he don't need to

(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 17:27, closed)
dang right it dont

(, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 2:22, closed)
I don't think you're a sociopath. Or evil. You just sound like you have aspergers.

(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 12:28, closed)

I'm not sure that Aspergers is the same as being an attention seeking internet dullard.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 12:51, closed)
well I thought it could of been funny
but seems everyone hates it, so everyone can fuck off.

........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...')
..........''...\.......... _.·´
(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 16:29, closed)
In what twisted universe could your shit post "of (sic) been funny"?

(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 16:58, closed)
Jesus Christ
I give up. My post sucks and I should be banished to b3ta hell.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 17:58, closed)

(, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 8:48, closed)
I'm confused...
Why aren't you using your aforementioned talent for getting your own way?

Go on! Use your powers. Make everyone like this.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 17:03, closed)
I think he's trying to get us to fuck off. Is it working?

(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 17:07, closed)
he's using them to make everybody think he's a dillwad
(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 17:14, closed)
I'm unconvinced by his claims of being evil.
Evil people typically let their actions speak for them. Hitler offed a load of Jews, Shipman put a prolific amount of pensioners in the ground, Mugabe is regularly very cheeky.

I admit Hitler is now dead but you rarely see the other two on the internet publicising their evilness.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 17:24, closed)
And I'm fairly sure that Chris De Burgh promotes all his albums.

(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 17:41, closed)

(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 17:48, closed)
it's a new internet age innit
goebbels would have been all over interweb 2.0
(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 21:35, closed)
Helps if ya work for the NSA too

(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 22:49, closed)
I've been trying to get back to this all day long, but have been busy
As for your concern of my evilness, you are inline. I lack the written word in English. Now, go to hell.
(, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 6:11, closed)
Right that's it mister
There's being evil and there's just being rude. I hope you know I'm googling 'local exorcists' to put paid to your nonsense once and for all.
(, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 6:49, closed)
what is put paid?

(, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 7:27, closed)
"It's ok we'll homeschool this one" - your parents.

(, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 7:56, closed)
oh... is that how they treat childern there?

(, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 8:13, closed)

« Go Back

Pages: Popular, 3, 2, 1