[MOD EDIT: Dullness]
(^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM FARE-DODGING SPIDERS!
www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-magazine-monitor-27246823
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 21 Aug 2014, 13:56, 14 replies)

this reminds me of one of those dodgy GCSE maths questions
topical i know.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 14:12, closed)

I quite enjoyed it.
EDIT: The dullness of it that is.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 14:21, closed)

Mods made it better.
:D
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 21 Aug 2014, 14:23, closed)

More of this sort of moderation

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 14:23, closed)

what's with the spider love anyway?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 15:40, closed)

Presumably because they're badass.
Some species have been shown to be capable of observing prey from a distance, planning a complicated tactical route of attack, and executing that plan.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 17:57, closed)

nah it's because of the awwwww
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIJv5PcRJoQ
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 21:00, closed)

(^(^;;^)^) LOVELY!
(^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 22 Aug 2014, 1:13, closed)

Portia. They do other weird stuff, like using mimicry, deploying decoys, and whatnot. They're still fairly shit at getting out of baths, though.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 22:37, closed)

(^(^::^)^) TEAM SPIDERS HAS LEARNED HOW TO CONQUER FIRE ALREADY MAMMAL!
(^(^;;^)^) TOMORROW! THE BATHTUB!
(^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 22 Aug 2014, 1:12, closed)

(^(^;;^)^) BECAUSE ADDED PORN MUSIC MAKES EVEN TEAM SPIDERS HOTTER!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GP_iTUFOroQ
(^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 22 Aug 2014, 1:08, closed)

hey, stuj
A month or two back, I was about to go to bed and noticed that one of these had started making a web on the tissue sticking out of the box next to my bed.

I'm glad I noticed before I blew my nose on it. Perhaps it thought it was well-camouflaged.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Thu 21 Aug 2014, 18:37, closed)

Probably just a hairy bogey
But a whole box of tissues...next to your bed.

Ambassador, you're spoiling yourself.
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 19:57, closed)

(^(^;;^)^) SO CUTE!

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 22 Aug 2014, 1:09, closed)