i thought you and albie were pizza bezzies now?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 15:41, 1 reply)

He got upset again when people pointed out that his imaginary holiday to Miami would be 100F and pissing with rain.
:(
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 15:50, closed)

oh man
you'll have to lend him a cagoule clad shoulder to cry on
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 15:51, closed)

I love the word "cagoule".

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 16:01, closed)

this will come as a surprise to nobody (who has actually bothered to read this far down, so in fact, nobody)

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 16:04, closed)

cagoule, oboe and clotheshorse
Sadly, I don't own any of these things.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 16:13, closed)

you don't own a clotheshorse?
how do you dry your clothes? and what do your kids use to make dens in the bathroom??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 16:17, closed)

I have a tumble dryer and an "outdoors".
I'm not some pleb in a damp shared flat.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 16:19, closed)

i have outdoors and a tumble dryer
but sometimes it's raining and you don't want to tumble dry stuff because it's delicate. or the environment.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 16:38, closed)

not sure there's room for two backtracking sessions in one thread but go for it

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 16:41, closed)

whoa. all your stuff can go in a tumble dryer
and I'M the pleb?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 16:51, closed)

lol shit dryer
100 POSTS
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 17:06, closed)

lol m&s pants
101...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 17:10, closed)

yerr ... my wife's French ... it's not like we have any shortage of foolishly delicate fabrics in the house
I'm sorry that your household appliances are 20th century hand-me-downs and you can't afford dry cleaning and you dry your stale cashmere over a rack in your shared bathroom like a student.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 17:14, closed)

you forgot to mention that she didn't know Essex was a Home County

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 17:15, closed)

yeah ... soz ... distracted by her bedsit washing situation

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 17:16, closed)

lol spastic
Did you accidently type that into the wrong browser window?

Now I'm trying to work out who you were meant to be.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 17:30, closed)

*belm*
not all of us are desperate sock puppets, petal
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 17:41, closed)

... it's not like we have any shortage of foolishly delicate fabrics in the house
I'm sorry that your household appliances are 20th century hand-me-downs and you can't afford dry cleaning and you dry your stale cashmere over a rack in your shared bathroom like a student.

so she never washes anything anyway
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 17:19, closed)

mmm
garlic crotch
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 17:19, closed)

your grasp of national stereotypes is as strong as your grasp of Home Counties

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 17:23, closed)

^ likes plaited arm pit hair ^

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 17:28, closed)

armpit hair doesn't really bother me
what with being an adult

always strikes me as odd that some supposed adults are so uncomfortable with the reality of human bodies ... it's not like waxing and shaving will magically cure being an ugly spinster
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 17:31, closed)

^ is worryingly immune to armpit sweat by now ^

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 17:33, closed)

see ... squeamishness and prudery ... I genuinely don't get it
it's like the dreary cunts who whine about people being 'too old' for stuff when they're barely into their thirties ... what a fucking catastrophe of a life
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 17:37, closed)

most of me wants to agree with you, which makes me feel dirty
but i do think armpit hair looks fucking hideous
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 17:43, closed)

imagine suckling yesterday's Old Spice talcum powder out if it.
Go on. Imagine.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 17:44, closed)

blimey
what comes after dirty? sick and ashamed?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 17:45, closed)

everybody loves vomit
/ac
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 17:47, closed)

i don't think we're going to get this to 200 by ourselves
did you know that southend-on-sea is also in essex?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 17:50, closed)

we need an Albert or a Fairholme to take this to a double century

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 18:08, closed)

Quinchy's just said his most intelligent thing ever
He might get it there
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 18:59, closed)

You sure are pretty and so intelligent.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 19:02, closed)

There are chimps in zoos that could type more intelligent things than you do, pissy

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 19:56, closed)

I am sure the more intelligent chimps know that Essex is a home county regardless of ones
interpretation of the socio-economic status of people from the home Counties.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 20:37, closed)

Imagine thinking there was only one way to interpret something. How narrow minded and dull that must be.
You have the brain power and cognitive abilities of a cupboard.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 20:40, closed)

Are you two
still at it?
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 20:46, closed)

Just helping her validate her life via achieveing 200 posts. Keeps her out of the bosses bed.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 21:04, closed)

and I meant bosses, as in many.
talking of chimps, yet again. Is it the bonobo that uses sex to improve its social status?
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 21:06, closed)

Sexist prick - how typical of you to value a woman so little and think she could achieve nothing. Guess none of "your" charities are about promoting fairness.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 22:34, closed)

You were never asked to interpret. Simple statement, Romford is in the Home Counties. How you
personally choose to define the original comment is your doing and fuck all to do with me or my very poor cognitive abilities. I still detect through those retarded abilities that you are a cunt with little moral substance.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 21:12, closed)

And who asked you to interpret my post, you nasty sexist whining sack of piss?
Piss.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 23:10, closed)

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belm
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 18:39, closed)