Its all irrelevant
Essex is a bloody awful place
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 16:37, 1 reply)

my brother lives in old leigh, that's v pretty
in a kind of enid blyton shrimping on the mudflats and swigging ginger beer way
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 16:48, closed)

If he wears white stilettos and has bleach blonde hair he is from Essex. If not, then he cannot live
in Essex. Is he in a home county or not, questions questions.

From your sexist, pederast, murdering, kitten drowning, gay, pissy, billy no mates, hated by all, complaining fucking dullard.


Okay Princess.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 20:10, closed)

Well this makes as much sense as your usual whining
But you forgot to shove in that you once managed to have sex 30 years ago, like all the rest of your qotw "stories"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 9:18, closed)

None of which involve sex with alcoholic, incontinent bosses.
Princess.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 9:19, closed)

10 years ago I started dating a man who was one of the qualified solicitors when I was a trainee, so not really a boss. Call it simplification for posting on a comedy message board, if you will.
We dated for 4 years, but only worked together for 2 months of it and then moved to separate firms. But don't let that stop your revolting sexist assumptions that it's how all women do better than you, eh?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 9:55, closed)

how is this sexist, you thick twat?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 10:00, closed)

If he can make wild leaping nasty assumptions, so can everyone else, dr unemployable
But also see his earlier shit about breaking the glass ceiling etc
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 10:02, closed)

Oh like nonce and pederast. You simpering twat.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 10:08, closed)

No
That was based on your cringeworthy posts to skagra
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 10:10, closed)

may as well go for 300.
what the fuck are you banging on about now?
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 10:14, closed)

you do seem to be taking that particular snipe very personally ... one could be forgiven for thinking there might be more than a grain of truth in it

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 10:51, closed)