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Epic tales of the thumb, the open road and getting robbed by hairy-arsed truck drivers. Alternatively, travelling for free like a dreadful fare-jumping cheat. Confess.

Suggested by Social Hand Grenade

(, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 13:34)
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This is all true!
Driving home alone one evening some years ago, my wife noticed an old lady with a large shopping bag trying to hitch a lift in her direction. Feeling charitable, and in spite of her vow never to pick up hitch-hikers when alone, my wife stopped and offered the hitch-hiker a ride. With much gratitude the old lady accepted and got into the car. My wife was about to drive away when she noticed that her "female" passenger had large hairy arms and wrists.

Guessing instantly that the old lady was in fact a man, she pretended to be having trouble with the car and asked him to get out and check if the rear lights were working. As soon as the "old lady" was round the back of the car, my wife immediately locked the doors and drove away.

When she got home she told me the whole story and we searched the car. In the shopping bag the hairy-handed hitch-hiker had left behind we found a large and very sharp blood-stained axe — all ready for the next victim.

This is 100% true*

*May not be true
(, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 10:46, 8 replies)
of course it's not true
like anyone would marry you.

(, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 10:54, closed)
Have you ever thought about trying stand-up?

(, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 10:55, closed)
she'd need a harness and a fork lift

(, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 11:00, closed)
alright baggysock
simmer down
(, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 11:39, closed)
Probably just an innocent butcher

(, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 11:30, closed)
+ of Bosnia

(, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 12:06, closed)
It's really not fair.
Levity like this gives those of us who like to combine al fresco animal butchery with a spot of geriatric transvestism a bad name.
(, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 12:44, closed)
This is silly...
How would he swing an axe in a car? He'd be better off with a machete.
(, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 17:46, closed)

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