My brother and a friend went hitchhiking to Mont Blanc to enjoy the skiing. On the journey there they
discovered that Mont Blanc and neighbouring mountains had become covered in Saharan sand and the skiing was pretty much cancelled. End of holiday and the slog back to Blighty began. First car to stop was a brand new Mercedes limousine complete with chauffeur and the rear windows came down. There was a couple in the back and they asked where my brother and friend were going. After some dialogue the ruined skiing trip was mentioned and the couple asked the pair if they would like to spend time working at the chateau. They agreed.

The chateau was spectacular and my brother and friend were accommodated in the "servants" building. Meals were with the hosts in the main building. For five days the pair carried out small tasks around the place and that is pretty much the end of the story. Apart from the hosts paid for their flights back to the UK.

No fucking or anything untoward took place. Well done rich frogs.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 18:37, 18 replies)

worst version of The Comfort Of Strangers ever.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 19:14, closed)

story pre-dates that rubbish

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 19:23, closed)

it was written in 1981 ... just how old are you?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 19:25, closed)

You are aware that siblings are both younger and older. Sometimes
much older.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 21:08, closed)

I've been a proper dimbo here.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 21:53, closed)

You were probably too young
to be told about the foursome.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 1:37, closed)

I will grill him for the real dirt.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 7:52, closed)

there was definitely sex involved ... I've watched French films ... the bourgeoisie in the 60s and 70s were constantly fucking ... constantly

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 8:40, closed)

Ok, they were the Louis-Dreyfuss family and it was all 'Last days of Sodom', 'Rosemary's baby' and
Star Wars.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 10:00, closed)

or The Comfort Of Strangers

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 11:34, closed)

Okay.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 12:55, closed)

Not even a subtle hint of...
"And so... I see you are both healthy and have your own original kidneys?"
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 26 Aug 2014, 19:24, closed)

I know and that is why newspapers sell misery not
tales of being nice.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 21:10, closed)

Crafty
Don't have to pay salary, tax, social security, insurance etc.
Get a pair of English saps to work on your house all week for nothing but meals and a couple of cheap flights.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 9:42, closed)

those aren't even real things.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 10:01, closed)

What?
Salaries? Taxes? Houses? Flights?
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 10:12, closed)

Weeks.
Or the English.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 12:35, closed)

Yep.
Had a French client try to retain my services full-time for an entire year on an open freelance contract basis, thus ensuring they wouldn't have to pay any of that pesky salary, tax, social security or insurance, and conveniently ignoring the fact that working for them full-time for a year would have resulted in me losing all my other clients.
( .Yeti., Wed 27 Aug 2014, 10:16, closed)