Crafty
Don't have to pay salary, tax, social security, insurance etc.
Get a pair of English saps to work on your house all week for nothing but meals and a couple of cheap flights.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 9:42, 2 replies)

those aren't even real things.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 10:01, closed)

What?
Salaries? Taxes? Houses? Flights?
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 10:12, closed)

Weeks.
Or the English.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 12:35, closed)

Yep.
Had a French client try to retain my services full-time for an entire year on an open freelance contract basis, thus ensuring they wouldn't have to pay any of that pesky salary, tax, social security or insurance, and conveniently ignoring the fact that working for them full-time for a year would have resulted in me losing all my other clients.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 10:16, closed)