flies would punch holes straight through the web instead of being caught by it

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 19:42, 1 reply)

Sorry, I should eloborate that the web was across the mirror on the rear side
so any flies on the road would smash into the front of the mirror first. I wonder if, after the vehicle stopped, Mister Spidey the Spider nipped out from the inside of the mirror with a straw to finish up the remains...
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 27 Aug 2014, 19:50, closed)

Jus de spider?

( Ghoti Fingers, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 20:09, closed)

Awful pidgin English accent.
Anyone would think it was Alan Coren's Idi Amin diaries.

(it was the 1970s.)

www.ourcivilisation.com/smartboard/shop/corena/chap0.htm
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 27 Aug 2014, 20:27, closed)

Alan Coren on b3ta? Whatever next?
Victoria's description of his funeral is one of the most touching things I've ever read
( Ghoti Fingers, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 21:06, closed)

Yeah, I'm old.
Shamed to say I enjoyed the mocking of the dictator, if not the way the pidgin mocked a nation of ex-colonials.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 27 Aug 2014, 21:17, closed)

It was written by Alan Coren but performed by John Bird
I still have the album
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 14:02, closed)

Also ...
... Miles Kington ...
( Ghoti Fingers, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 21:07, closed)