I get picked up from my stately home by a chauffeur driven limousine every weekday
for my two mile commute to work - another stately home that I have converted into a giant porn film studio. It's not really hitchhiking or fare dodging as I own the limousine and employ the driver full-time, but I thought I would mention it anyway.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 11:40, 10 replies)

strikethrough from 'picked up' + in mens toilets

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 11:48, closed)

Que?
"I get mens toilets from my stately home by a chauffeur"

I never realised mens spunk was such a potent neurotoxin. Does explain a lot though.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 11:52, closed)

Eh? The train from London.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 11:59, closed)

Have you had a stoke?

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 18:43, closed)

Have you looked up the word, from?

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 18:57, closed)

Alright, Albert.

( .Yeti., Thu 28 Aug 2014, 12:28, closed)

Not bad GY, not bad.
I hear its pissing it down back in the UK. Over here in imaginary Miami it clear blue skies and 30 degrees.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 18:46, closed)

awww man ... I'm wello jello

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 18:48, closed)

Needs more property portfolio.
And more imagined sackings
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 18:12, closed)

Does riding pillion on a moped count as having a chauffeur?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 18:21, closed)