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Epic tales of the thumb, the open road and getting robbed by hairy-arsed truck drivers. Alternatively, travelling for free like a dreadful fare-jumping cheat. Confess.

Suggested by Social Hand Grenade

(, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 13:34)
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I get picked up from my stately home by a chauffeur driven limousine every weekday
for my two mile commute to work - another stately home that I have converted into a giant porn film studio. It's not really hitchhiking or fare dodging as I own the limousine and employ the driver full-time, but I thought I would mention it anyway.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 11:40, 10 replies)
strikethrough from 'picked up' + in mens toilets

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 11:48, closed)
"I get mens toilets from my stately home by a chauffeur"

I never realised mens spunk was such a potent neurotoxin. Does explain a lot though.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 11:52, closed)
Eh? The train from London.

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 11:59, closed)
Have you had a stoke?

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 18:43, closed)
Have you looked up the word, from?

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 18:57, closed)
Alright, Albert.

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 12:28, closed)
Not bad GY, not bad.
I hear its pissing it down back in the UK. Over here in imaginary Miami it clear blue skies and 30 degrees.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 18:46, closed)
awww man ... I'm wello jello

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 18:48, closed)
Needs more property portfolio.
And more imagined sackings
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 18:12, closed)
Does riding pillion on a moped count as having a chauffeur?

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 18:21, closed)

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