b3ta.com qotw
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Question of the Week » Hitchhiking and fare dodging » Post 2357612 | Search
This is a question Hitchhiking and fare dodging

Epic tales of the thumb, the open road and getting robbed by hairy-arsed truck drivers. Alternatively, travelling for free like a dreadful fare-jumping cheat. Confess.

Suggested by Social Hand Grenade

(, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 13:34)
Pages: Popular, 3, 2, 1

« Go Back

Hitcher In Lincolnshire
Many moons ago in my trucking days I had to make a delivery to Boston (Lincs) then on to Horncastle
I was about 5 miles outside Boston when I spotted a guy stood by the side of the road looking forlornly at a very broken down car (hey I was a knight of the road doing my duty) .
Pulled over he asked me if I could take him to the nearest town, Horncastle or nowt he said OK, it was pissing it down we had just pulled away and were making polite conversation and about halfway to my destination in the middle of nowhere, when he pulled out a wodge of bible tracts and started proclaiming that if I didn't stop my sinful ways I would go to hell (not a bad judge of character).
He banged on for about 5 mins at which point I pulled over stopped the truck went round opened the passenger door and invited him to step out and experience a Lincolnshire winter first hand then drove off.
Never stopped for a hitcher since "fuckin weirdos"
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 15:26, 4 replies)
Misread that as 'Hitler in Lincolnshire'
Somewhat disappointed now.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 15:38, closed)
^exactly this

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 16:26, closed)
You should've told him that one about the Samaritan...
...who was doing good deeds for strangers, but stopped because religious nutters wouldn't leave him the fuck alone.

It was Jesus's favourite.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 17:56, closed)
Fuckin Pharasees!

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 20:36, closed)

« Go Back

Pages: Popular, 3, 2, 1