Homemade BoozeSpanishFly writes, "I have a 'make your own absinthe' kit here, fucking terrified of making it...
"Tell us your stories of when you got so drunk on homemade mead you pissed in the cupboard.
Or tell us about the time you tried to buy wine stabiliser but got chased out of the friendly merchants shop because that compound is used to bash cocaine.
Tell us about the trials and tribulations of not being able to afford 4 cans of strongbow and couldn't brew your own poison so you got pissed on antifreeze and the next day pissed in your own mouth."
Thanks SpanishFly. MAKE THE ABSINTHE
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chthonic, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 9:39)
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As penniless studentsMe and my housemates found ourselves completely and utterly skint, yet with a burning desire to get pissed. So we raided the cupboards of our large shared house and discovered to our delight that the previous occupants had left about three quarters of a bottle of red wine behind, which had been gathering dust and going bad for about eight months. It was like dark vinegar and about half-full of sediment, so we poured it through a tea-strainer and mixed it with lemonade.
I'm glad I'm no longer a penniless student.
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:10,
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you should have renamed the red wine to Belgium Farm house ale or Cantillon and then admired the sour buttery finish.(
d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:22,
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I'll buttery finish you in a minute!(
edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:24,
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When I were a studentone of the guys I shared a house with had one of his uncles die. During the house clearing, a few useful items were uncovered, one of which was a case of red wine, which he ended up getting.
Students being students, we got stuck in, and drank the lot in about 3 days. It was, we all agreed, quite nice wine.
Turned out, according to his somewhat horrified mother, it was actually very good wine indeed, going for about £75/bottle even back then in the mid 80s.
We'd necked it with our late night kebabs.
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