b3ta.com qotw
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Question of the Week » Homemade Booze » Post 2427537 | Search
This is a question Homemade Booze

SpanishFly writes, "I have a 'make your own absinthe' kit here, fucking terrified of making it...

"Tell us your stories of when you got so drunk on homemade mead you pissed in the cupboard.
Or tell us about the time you tried to buy wine stabiliser but got chased out of the friendly merchants shop because that compound is used to bash cocaine.
Tell us about the trials and tribulations of not being able to afford 4 cans of strongbow and couldn't brew your own poison so you got pissed on antifreeze and the next day pissed in your own mouth."
Thanks SpanishFly. MAKE THE ABSINTHE

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 9:39)
Pages: Popular, 4, 3, 2, 1

« Go Back

In 2008 I went to a music festival in Trena off the coast off Norway and camped out there for a couple of days. Around 10pm on the 2nd night some Norwegian festival goers let me have some of the local homemade moonshine also known as Hjemmebrent or home burnt (I had to google the spelling). I took a big swig out of a coke bottle and don't remember much after that. When I woke up the next day I had lost my wallet, glasses and camera. Due to it being Midnight Sun there was also 24 hour day light which meant this particular hangover was more a mindfuck that usual, when I eventually got someone to tell me the time it was 10pm the next night, I had literally lost around 24 hours of my life to moonshine induced amnesia.

When I found Dave my fellow adventurer he said I'd disappeared to the other side of the island with a gang of Norwegians come back unable to speak or stand up properly then passed out around 2pm. Some Norwegian goth later told me I'd dropped all my belongings over a cliff face trying to catch a sea gull and climbed up a water tower.

I got pancreatitis a couple of years ago and I think that may have a contributing factor.
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 2:54, 3 replies)
Norwegians and burn...yeah. I was in the very far north east of norway near the russian border, tyring to work out the fastest way to drive to Tromso. All the locals were giving me fanta bottles of burn to help me drive there, and insisting the best route was through Finland so I could stop and buy cheap alcohol.

Not a lot to do in Finnmark....
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 12:27, closed)
But you met Santa?

(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 12:34, closed)
lots of reindeer
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 16:36, closed)

« Go Back

Pages: Popular, 4, 3, 2, 1