Homemade BoozeSpanishFly writes, "I have a 'make your own absinthe' kit here, fucking terrified of making it...
"Tell us your stories of when you got so drunk on homemade mead you pissed in the cupboard.
Or tell us about the time you tried to buy wine stabiliser but got chased out of the friendly merchants shop because that compound is used to bash cocaine.
Tell us about the trials and tribulations of not being able to afford 4 cans of strongbow and couldn't brew your own poison so you got pissed on antifreeze and the next day pissed in your own mouth."
Thanks SpanishFly. MAKE THE ABSINTHE
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chthonic, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 9:39)
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Fuck my Time Lady flangebut this is a parlous state of affairs and no mistake.
Shuldno't there be a Christmas-related QOTW? Fox ache?
Anyway here is a Christmas poeaaam for all youse sweetiez, enjoye!
Dear Santa
I don’t care about Christmas trees or snow
Crackers or carols or mistletoe
Or chestnuts roasting on an open fire
This season, I only have one desire:
All I want for Christmas is Bangkok Bang Bus Volume 22
But failing that, Fuck Truck 3 would do
Or maybe European Teen Blowjob Queen
Or Inter-Racial Facials Volume 17
I don’t give a shit that Jesus Christ is born –
Dear Santa, BRING ME PORN!
A bundle of back issues of Anal Sweethearts magazine
A cavalcade of barely legal shaven haven teens
Cum craving cock gobbling cougar MILF whores –
I’m dreaming of a white Christmas, for sure!
I don’t give a fuck about the Nativity –
Dear Santa, BRING ME DEPRAVITY!
Desperate Grannies flashing their gash
Pregnant Asian hotties sucking cock for cash
A 30-minute Peter North cumshot compilation!
A squirting spectacular on female ejaculation!
Away in a manger, no crib for a bed
THREE JAPANESE SCHOOLGIRLS GIVING GREAT HEAD
Exploited Black Teens, Ron Jeremy’s Greatest Hits
Share My Wife, Cum Over My Best Friend’s Tits
German Goo Girls, Creampie Surprise
2 Girls 1 Cup, 1 Girl 3 Guys
British Amateur Bukkake Babes Volume 17!
BRITISH AMATEUR BUKKAKE BABES VOLUME 18!
I don’t give a fuck about the coming of the Lord –
Santa BRING ME PORN!
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this to win and kill yourself.(
d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 22:04,
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You knowI even might
But not with fire
XXXXXXXXXXXXX
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Thefire isn't that important
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social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 0:04,
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Even a stopped clock tells the right time twice a day.(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 8:50, closed)
Is this the end result of some elaborate bait-and-switch?I knew I'd read one of these to the end eventually, and I'm glad it's the Christmas Special.
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I thought you were dead.Can you turn your gas on and start smoking please
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Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 10:27,
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