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SpanishFly writes, "I have a 'make your own absinthe' kit here, fucking terrified of making it...

"Tell us your stories of when you got so drunk on homemade mead you pissed in the cupboard.
Or tell us about the time you tried to buy wine stabiliser but got chased out of the friendly merchants shop because that compound is used to bash cocaine.
Tell us about the trials and tribulations of not being able to afford 4 cans of strongbow and couldn't brew your own poison so you got pissed on antifreeze and the next day pissed in your own mouth."
Thanks SpanishFly. MAKE THE ABSINTHE

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 9:39)
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Fuck my Time Lady flange
but this is a parlous state of affairs and no mistake.

Shuldno't there be a Christmas-related QOTW? Fox ache?

Anyway here is a Christmas poeaaam for all youse sweetiez, enjoye!

Dear Santa

I don’t care about Christmas trees or snow
Crackers or carols or mistletoe
Or chestnuts roasting on an open fire
This season, I only have one desire:

All I want for Christmas is Bangkok Bang Bus Volume 22
But failing that, Fuck Truck 3 would do
Or maybe European Teen Blowjob Queen
Or Inter-Racial Facials Volume 17

I don’t give a shit that Jesus Christ is born –
Dear Santa, BRING ME PORN!

A bundle of back issues of Anal Sweethearts magazine
A cavalcade of barely legal shaven haven teens
Cum craving cock gobbling cougar MILF whores –
I’m dreaming of a white Christmas, for sure!

I don’t give a fuck about the Nativity –

Desperate Grannies flashing their gash
Pregnant Asian hotties sucking cock for cash
A 30-minute Peter North cumshot compilation!
A squirting spectacular on female ejaculation!

Away in a manger, no crib for a bed

Exploited Black Teens, Ron Jeremy’s Greatest Hits
Share My Wife, Cum Over My Best Friend’s Tits
German Goo Girls, Creampie Surprise
2 Girls 1 Cup, 1 Girl 3 Guys
British Amateur Bukkake Babes Volume 17!

I don’t give a fuck about the coming of the Lord –
(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 22:02, 7 replies)
this to win and kill yourself.

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 22:04, closed)
You know
I even might

But not with fire

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 22:07, closed)
fire isn't that important
(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 0:04, closed)
replies to win

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 8:42, closed)
Even a stopped clock tells the right time twice a day.
day lifetime
(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 8:50, closed)
Is this the end result of some elaborate bait-and-switch?
I knew I'd read one of these to the end eventually, and I'm glad it's the Christmas Special.
(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 10:01, closed)
I thought you were dead.
Can you turn your gas on and start smoking please
(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 10:27, closed)

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