About 8 years ago
Some friends and I decided to microwave a piece of human excrement. Though it was but for a fleeting few seconds, the results were clear, and as follows:

1. The excrement's temperature was (I presume) marginally increased.
2. The smell was diabolical.

Notes:

Said excrement was a nugget of 'Guinness black', about the size of a bourbon biscuit. I am unaware if this was an external factor.

The all-pervading smell was still there months later.

It didn't smell of excrement, so much as what I would imagine a diseased soul would smell of. It's odour could easily have convinced a near suicidal person that yes, indeed, it really is all a load of bollocks.

If you are tempted to follow suit, ensure (as I did) that the microwave and dwelling to be used are not one's own. Then, don't.

Science is not a strong point, though I do look rather fetching in a white coat.
(Gertcha_cowson NAH MATE, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 18:14, 15 replies)

I'm clicking this purely in the hope that it makes the newsletter.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 18:31, closed)

^

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 18:48, closed)

Yes, this

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 15:24, closed)

Why?
Would you do this?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 18:40, closed)

So we don't have to.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 18:48, closed)

This has to win.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 18:48, closed)

I hesitate to ask this but
Who provided the sample?
(Nitrous Nitrous, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 23:31, closed)

One of
the other participants. The look of glee on his face as he emerged from the bathroom, bearing a bit of his own shit on one of his own dinner plates has stayed with me.
(Gertcha_cowson NAH MATE, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 11:02, closed)

He hasn't since gone on to work for Brighton Council has he?
( Pig Bodine., Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:36, closed)

This is quite possibly the best experiment in the history of mankind
I demand your face on the back of a fiver
(cs1ca, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 14:43, closed)

Winner

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 15:25, closed)

Fucking vile.
A click for this.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 20:43, closed)

When I was in sixth form
We used to hang out with a group of lads who were the mates of my friend's bf. One weekend they went on a camping trip. And decided to BBQ a turd. why? Why??

And why tell anyone else?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 10:36, closed)

hmm,
cant help but think this story is a bit too similar to mine from 4 years ago?

b3ta.com/questions/experiments/post208573
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 13:26, closed)

Worse
Wasn't there a story about grating frozen poo all around the house with disgusting and unsurprising results.
(unclestinky, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:19, closed)