Horrible things I've done to a loved oneYou shat on her Justin Bieber poster because you adore her. She cleaned the toilet bowl with your toothbrush for the same reason. Tell us of the times true love has not been as true as it should
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:56)
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It may not sound like much, butWhen walking along holding hands, and one feels a sneeze coming, or an itchy nose, or a fly in the eye or whatever, one goes to lift one's hand to rid oneself of the feeling. Mrs Vagabond and I will resist - clamping harder onto their hand to disallow them to.
It can be really quite claustrophobic if you've suddenly got an itch or whatever.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:53,
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The worst one is holding down and tickling.(
The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:32,
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Just force her hand up (still held in yours) and sneeze on it.(, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:55, closed)
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