Horrible things I've done to a loved oneYou shat on her Justin Bieber poster because you adore her. She cleaned the toilet bowl with your toothbrush for the same reason. Tell us of the times true love has not been as true as it should
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:56)
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I made my own gran eat sheep shitSeriously. This is not on them qotw lies.
She was a greedy old so and so in her dottage, and would always squirrel away sweets about her person for later consumption, and would always pounce on anything we kids had.
Which is what led to the sheep shit incident, when, having returned to the car from a walk in the hills I brought some in by accident on the soles of my shoes, and got them on the seat as I clambered in.
"Ooooh, what are those!?" Says greedy gran
"Chocolate covered raisins" I replied
Nom nom nom fucking nom. Not proud.
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rofl harris, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:24,
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Did the ingested parasites feast upon her liver?(, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:19, closed)
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