Horrible things I've done to a loved oneYou shat on her Justin Bieber poster because you adore her. She cleaned the toilet bowl with your toothbrush for the same reason. Tell us of the times true love has not been as true as it should
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My mate works with a woman called SandraSandra is a small wee person, about 5ft 3 at the most. Sandra is married to Mike who is by comparison, rather large and hefty. He sounds a bit of a cunt because he uses it to his advantage and pins her down and farts on her head.
One day, she decides to get her own back. He was in the bath and she burst in, dropped her pants and farted at him in the bath.
And promptly followed through.
Apparently he moved extremely quickly.
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